Johnny

Age/Gender: 30, Male
Location: Trenton NJ
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Score: 6
The Eternal Battle ( )

"Dota"

date: February 27, 2009

This is a great DoTA clone, but still... nothing original. You get points for building a solid engine.

Make it multiplayer.

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Score: 9
The Unfair Platformer

"You bastard..."

date: February 5, 2008

Its been a long time since I've laughed out loud at a game.

This one kept getting the better of me. Great job.

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Score: 9
Portal of the Damned

"Secks"

date: November 1, 2006

SLAYER!!!!

Though Lulu, you can't have Slayer without obscene amounts of carnage. Shame on you for that.

However, well done as usual.

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Score: 10
NG AktionSkriptors collab

"Omg.. this came out nowhere."

date: March 5, 2006

Seriously, I haven't seen anything this great in a long time. You guys have some skill that doesn't compare to mortals. I almost cried at the part where the toast character got burnt. One of the saddest moments in flash history. The soundtrack, the animations... everything. Flawless.

I can't believe this came out of flash. I would honestly nominate this for some kind of indy award.

This is crazy.

Just unbelievable.

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Score: 9
Cupid's Last Stand

"Have I told you lately.."

submission: Cupid's Last Stand
date: February 22, 2006

That I love you? Forget about national "save the species day." Next time I'm out in in the LA/Hollywood area, (march...) I'm going to hunt you down and buy you a box of chocolates filled with everclear just to chear you up.

Once again, amazing cartoon. As always.

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Score: 6
balind's quest

"Not bad but.."

submission: balind's quest
date: February 7, 2006

Work on the little bugs, like the boundries of the stage, the fact that his health is in decimal format and the monster's is in integer. Also, the dead bodies that stay on the screen when you enter the 2nd area needs to be fixxed.

Not a bad start.

Author's Response:

the health bug is cuz the guy damages 1 and the monster damages 0.3. About the boundaries, just dont go offscreen until i fix that :) and i dont know whats the problem with the bodies, sry.

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Score: 8
Mission: Midwinter

"Blah!!"

submission: Mission: Midwinter
date: December 19, 2005

OMG!! Like this is just like this game I played on Halloween! You just used the same idea! You stole this from Denvish--- wait a minute... nvm.

Great job once again Den!

Author's Response:

I actually completely recreated the engine I used for ToT, but yeah, gameplay is similar. Don't worry, next game will be COMPLETELY different.

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Score: 8
3-ALi

"Nice."

submission: 3-ALi
date: November 30, 2005

Very well done fight scenes. Awesome job. If you have something over 5 megs and want to take your chances, I believe you can email the swf to Wade Fulp and if he deems it's good enough, he'll toss it in the portal. I've seen quite a few flash toons over 5 megs in the portal lately. (Akira the Don = 11 megs, Littlefoot, O.N.E. and a few others)

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Score: 6
Paintball-CTF

"Another paintball submission..."

submission: Paintball-CTF
date: November 23, 2005

They're getting popular on NG finally. Question...

Center flag on an X-ball field?
(paint grenade on an x-ball field was just downright funny)

Fix. Blue team wearing a dye jersey in first scene... they then switch to JT jerseys.

-Krazee

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Score: 3
ATTACK OF THE PENORS

"huh? What was that?"

date: May 18, 2005

I honestly fell asleep during the first part. I was woken up by the slashy goodness sound.... then fell asleep again. It was bad... it just needed better pacing.

Not bad for a first submit though. Keep it up and work on the pacing.

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