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["Target Practice"]

Well I'll be damned.... wait.. he will.

So THIS is what I have to do to get front page?? Where's my gun...Front page baby here I come! Wait a minute... Did any of adam's stuff get front page when he shot himself?

Anyway, I doubt someone who had planned on shooting up his school on the day he created this would have responded so nicely to his firt 5 reviews... like his response to someone saying "Is this a sign?" His response reads.

Lol, you obviously can't tell the difference between Fantasy and reality. This cartoon was made for nothing more than Random violence, and believe it or not theres an audience out there that this appeals to. So don't try judging my Mental health based upon a simple animation, capisce?

[If god smoked Cannabis??]

Keep trying...it'll come to you.

So it was sloppy, the art was lame and he was baked as hell when he did it. My thumbs up, I chuckled a bit. Forget the haters man, we all sucked at one time or another. Just keep pushing on. If you want any help, or need tips or anything, I can help you as much as possible, though I'm far from knowing much myself. Bump up the artwork, add chicks, violence, profanity, and tom fulp and it'll get front page for sure next time. Hell, it might even get best off all time without really having a plot! Good luck.

xg0ld3nx responds:

Hey man,
I checked out your flash submissions and they are AMAZING! I appreciate your offer of helping me out, but I honestly dont believe I have what it takes, I was just foolin around with Flash when I made this and am surprised it wasnt BLAMMED lol...

[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

Well. . .

Hate to be the enemy maker... but I also don't think graphics and sound alone are key to amazing flash. I'll agree, it looked friggen amazing and I wish I had as much animation talent in my body as you have in your pinky... but. Bitey is at least original, and very nicely stylized. This is just another post-apocolyptic anime with a hot chick with guns. If I want that, I'll turn on toonami. You're skill is there, but find a scriptwriter. If you took madmax, postman, escape from NY a few tom clancy films and 80% of the anime out there, you'd have your plot so far. I may be wrong...maybe the plot will improve. Still waits to be seen. I'm not bashing you as an artist, but best flash ever? I don't think so. Tom and wade need to add an "originality" stat to the review box.

[Happy]

nice

Brilliant man. Brilliant.

Homemade-Jetpack responds:

Thank you

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

jeez.

Is it so hard to realize that reginold is a cartoon character and Walrus is a completely differen't person? Was keeno reeves flying in the matrix? No...his character, neo was. We are NOT our creations, and sometimes controversal people make controversal cartoons to draw attention. Reginold hates EVERYONE...maybe walrus doesn't. It's a cartoon...get over it. I didn't think it was the best YAAFM out there..more like one of the worst. But please quit with the "I can't believe the artist doesn't like michael moore" crap.

[Across The Universe]

...

....fantasic.

[Stick fight vol.3]

not saying it was bad...

But if I see ONE more "looking at it from the side, while sticks kill each other for no apparent reason" movie...I'm going to vomit. Please...change SOMETHING up....anything...please...for the love of sanity...

[Gang Fight 2.0]

Was gonna blam

Hey, I was gonna blam it...then I realized the randomness of the combat...and I must say that I'm impressed with it. Keep it up and take it to the next level.

[Madness Apotheosis]

yay!

Krinkles = God. 'nuff said.

[Jail-Break]

Not bad

I think you have some talent as an animator, but ythat had Madness (with color) written all over it, from the music, to the way he fights, to the styles of the bodies. Think original and I think you'll go places.