Johnny's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Portal of the Damned]

Secks

SLAYER!!!!

Though Lulu, you can't have Slayer without obscene amounts of carnage. Shame on you for that.

However, well done as usual.

[Cupid's Last Stand]

Have I told you lately..

That I love you? Forget about national "save the species day." Next time I'm out in in the LA/Hollywood area, (march...) I'm going to hunt you down and buy you a box of chocolates filled with everclear just to chear you up.

Once again, amazing cartoon. As always.

[3-ALi]

Nice.

Very well done fight scenes. Awesome job. If you have something over 5 megs and want to take your chances, I believe you can email the swf to Wade Fulp and if he deems it's good enough, he'll toss it in the portal. I've seen quite a few flash toons over 5 megs in the portal lately. (Akira the Don = 11 megs, Littlefoot, O.N.E. and a few others)

[Paintball-CTF]

Another paintball submission...

They're getting popular on NG finally. Question...

Center flag on an X-ball field?
(paint grenade on an x-ball field was just downright funny)

Fix. Blue team wearing a dye jersey in first scene... they then switch to JT jerseys.

-Krazee

[Judas]

Damn conscience...

I wanted to rip you a new asshole so damned bad for that flash. To be honest... I'm not entire sure what I just witnessed. But.. I can tell you put some time into it, so even though I'm in a horrible mood... I'll struggle to be nice about it..

Keep up the good... ::struggles:: good.... work.

SluckRuck responds:

Ok
1. I could waste you
2. I don't care if you're in a bad mood
3. Never leave such a stupid review again

[Log]

Teh funnay is week in this 1

Okay, only reason I gave humor a 10 was because I was laughing at your pathetic excuse of an entry! I hope someone stabs you in the eye, with a really hot french fry.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Weak. Teh funnay is weak.

OH SHI we have ourselves another fan man, like like mathers himself can't stop stealing lines

[Trix Rabbit Justice Ad]

Ummm.. yeah.

I'm not really sure why a half finished, not that funny ...fairly animated flash is sitting with a 3.93 on the main page.

[anthropomorphism]

Okay, that's more like it.

How in the hell did this only get a 3.56 when that zelda crap on the front page got a 4? This is a million times better than that. I laughed my ass off at that paranoid bunny. Good job, keep it up!

[Sheik's a woman?]

Newgrounds viewers are on crack.

Not to diss your flash, but I don't think any flash that's under 45 seconds long should EVER make front page. This should be a 3.2 tops. Longer? Maybe more.

[Sloppy Fight 2]

what just happened?

4.32 and front page for sticks and the matrix soundtrack? Who did you blow to get that spot? Sure, it's decent... but not 4.32 decent.